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Vajjie Tales
The Honey Vajer's Series Of Unfortunate Events
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"
-Salvador Dalí

duinesidhe:

IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

ruinedchildhood:

When you hear the pizza man ring the doorbell

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality

  #me    #snapchat  
tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrlovenstein]

tattoolost:

This never gets old

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

twistedwindsox:

I believe it

twistedwindsox:

I believe it

spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

mayanangel:

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

WELCOME TO TUMBLR. We have nuts.

mayanangel:

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

WELCOME TO TUMBLR. We have nuts.