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Vajjie Tales
The Honey Vajer's Series Of Unfortunate Events
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"
-Salvador Dalí

nominominus:

bigbarawolf:

butterpaint:

lol

 (via dixie-chicken)

I nearly died from headcannon it’s perfect

No you don’t understand
"We’re gonna buy you the nicest dick in Manhattan." sounds like a sentence Tony must have definitely said

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost.

JESUS FUCK! GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

You can’t photoshop that kind of shit.

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost.

JESUS FUCK! GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

You can’t photoshop that kind of shit.

oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

wiggle-my-fallen-angel:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

image

if the video and image isn’t reason enough to reblog, that comment should do it

Alright guys listen up!

zubat:

zubat:

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

This is honestly so important. Please share and help fund it if possible!

They raised the goal to $5,000. Please help fund it if possible!

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting