He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????
never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident
“credit to whoever drew this”
THIS IS DRAWN?! :O
Can you even imagine a more hipster thing to say than this
Accidentally scared them during their bath [reddit]
"GET OUUUUUT MOM"
"EVER HEAR OF PRIVACY"
"RESPECT MY PERSONAL BOUNDARIES"
My prince has finally come
silk pyjamas r my life
your hair is cute shame it doesnt match your eyebrows though…
brb gonna go shave my eyebrows off and draw them in with yellow & orange sharpie
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
Above, you see a genuine ad from Popular Science (1968), courtesy of newhousebooks. Below is the image that popped into my mind when I first saw it. Perhaps there IS an upside to sexist retro advertising after all?