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Vajjie Tales
The Honey Vajer's Series Of Unfortunate Events
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"
-Salvador Dalí

grilgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

ITS BACK !!!!!

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

scottymouth:

the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now

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this is perfect. 

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

737downoverabooq:

fandomacespook:

Okay yes you got me.

I did indeed start identifying as asexual because I’m on Tumblr.

And you know what.

If I wasn’t on Tumblr, if this website hadn’t taught me that wonderful little word, I would still be identifying as what I did before Tumblr.

Would you like me to tell you what that word was?

Broken.

afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

favorite character meme - [2/7] scenes

COMMUNITY TAKIN SHOTS AT THE SHERLOCK FANDOM

in case anyone needed further illustration of what an actual piece of shit admitted rapist curtis lepore is.

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now

thewomanfromitaly:

listengirlfriends:

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

i’m creating a kickstarter for cojones right now