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Vajjie Tales
The Honey Vajer's Series Of Unfortunate Events
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs"
-Salvador Dalí

sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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gasdrawl:

"you gotta finger dis jawn"

cleffairie:

"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.

neptunain:

well this is awkward

neptunain:

well this is awkward

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

undeceased:

German Shepherd Dog painted in time for Halloween. (x)

chokokyoko:

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING